NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO - SOFT JERSEY T-SHIRT

Inspired by Die Hard (1988)

A hand screen printed grey marl soft jersey T-shirt inspired by the film Die Hard, the 1988 American action film directed by John McTiernan and starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia and Alexander Godunov.

I often catch myself looking at the products on this website, and then I have to stop myself, take a step back and think about the funds in my account and the upcoming bills. However, as a great lover of cinema, I also think 'eh.. why not?'. I prefer this kind of merchandise over any movie poster or DVD cover printed on a shirt. The funny, witty, subtle designs of Last Exit to Nowhere drew me in, and I keep coming back for more. Hats off to the customer service team as well, they are quick to respond and very helpful. Keep up the good work guys, I'll be back..

Ritchie Lee, Netherlands
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Size Guide

All measurements are taken underarm to underarm and back collar to bottom hem. All sizes are an approximation and can vary from garment to garment. Please allow a 2cm/1" tolerance when measuring items.

Garments may shrink slightly in the first wash. Colours should be colourfast but we always recommend washing like colours together in case of colour run. Wash our garments inside out on a cool wash (no more than 30 degrees) and line dry. If you tumble dry them they will shrink.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width	18" (46cm)	20" (51cm)	22" (56cm)	24" (61cm)	26" (66cm)	28" (71cm)	30" (76cm)	32" (81cm)
Length	27.5" (70cm)	28" (71.5cm)	29" (74cm)	30" (76.5cm)	31" (79cm)	33" (84cm)	34" (86cm)	34.5" (87cm)

	Width	Length
S	18" (46cm)	27.5" (70cm)
M	20" (51cm)	28" (71.5cm)
L	22" (56cm)	29" (74cm)
XL	24" (61cm)	30" (76.5cm)
2XL	26" (66cm)	31" (79cm)
3XL	28" (71cm)	33" (84cm)
4XL	30" (76cm)	34" (86cm)
5XL	32" (81cm)	34.5" (87cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

	S	M	L	XL
Width	18" (46cm)	19.25" (49cm)	20.5" (52cm)	21.5" (55cm)
Length	25" (63cm)	25.5" (65cm)	26.5" (67cm)	27" (69cm)

	Width	Length
S	18" (46cm)	25" (63cm)
M	19.25" (49cm)	25.5" (65cm)
L	20.5" (52cm)	26.5" (67cm)
XL	21.5" (55cm)	27" (69cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Width	13" (33cm)	14" (36cm)	15.5" (39cm)	16" (41cm)	17.5" (45cm)
Length	18" (46cm)	18.5" (47cm)	20" (51cm)	23" (58.5cm)	23.5" (60cm)

	Width	Length
XS	13" (33cm)	18" (46cm)
S	14" (36cm)	18.5" (47cm)
M	15.5" (39cm)	20" (51cm)
L	16" (41cm)	23" (58.5cm)
XL	17.5" (45cm)	23.5" (60cm)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	Width
S	To fit up to 36"(91.5cm) chest
M	To fit up to 40"(101.5cm) chest
L	To fit up to 44"(112cm) chest
XL	To fit up to 48"(122cm) chest
2XL	To fit up to 52"(132cm) chest
3XL	To fit up to 56"(142cm) chest

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	21" (53cm)	22" (56cm)	23.5" (60cm)	25" (64cm)	27" (68cm)	27.25" (69cm)
Length	26.5" (67cm)	28" (71cm)	28.5" (72cm)	30" (76cm)	30.75" (78cm)	32" (81cm)

	Width	Length
S	21" (53cm)	26.5" (67cm)
M	22" (56cm)	28" (71cm)
L	23.5" (60cm)	28.5" (72cm)
XL	25" (64cm)	30" (76cm)
2XL	27" (68cm)	30.75" (78cm)
3XL	27.25" (69cm)	32" (81cm)

	S/M	L/XL	XXL
Width	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference
Length	4" (11cm) High	5" (12cm) High	5.5" (14cm) High

	Width	Length
S/M	approx 21" (54cm) head circumference	4" (11cm) High
L/XL	approx 22" (57cm) head circumference	5" (12cm) High
XXL	approx 24.5" (62cm) head circumference	5.5" (14cm) High

Soft Jersey T-shirts

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width	18.75"(48cm)	19.75"(50cm)	20.75"(53cm)	22"(56cm)	23.5"(60cm)	25.25"(64cm)	26.75"(68cm)
Length	26.75"(68cm)	27.5"(70cm)	28.25"(72cm)	29.25"(74cm)	30"(76cm)	30.75"(78cm)	31.5"(80cm)

2XL

3XL

Width

18.75"(48cm)

19.75"(50cm)

20.75"(53cm)

22"(56cm)

23.5"(60cm)

25.25"(64cm)

26.75"(68cm)

Length

26.75"(68cm)

27.5"(70cm)

28.25"(72cm)

29.25"(74cm)

30"(76cm)

30.75"(78cm)

31.5"(80cm)

	Width	Length
XS	18.75"(48cm)	26.75"(68cm)
S	19.75"(50cm)	27.5"(70cm)
M	20.75"(53cm)	28.25"(72cm)
L	22"(56cm)	29.25"(74cm)
XL	23.5"(60cm)	30"(76cm)
2XL	25.25"(64cm)	30.75"(78cm)
3XL	26.75"(68cm)	31.5"(80cm)

Width

Length

18.75"(48cm)

26.75"(68cm)

19.75"(50cm)

27.5"(70cm)

20.75"(53cm)

28.25"(72cm)

22"(56cm)

29.25"(74cm)

23.5"(60cm)

30"(76cm)

2XL

25.25"(64cm)

30.75"(78cm)

3XL

26.75"(68cm)

31.5"(80cm)

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO - SOFT JERSEY T-SHIRT

Inspired by Die Hard (1988)

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